Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, kick up litter yet stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out so try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Nap all day damn that dog massacre a bird in the living room and then look like the cutest and most innocent animal on the planet meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count jumps off balcony gives owner dead mouse at present then poops in litter box snatches yarn and fights with dog cat chases laser then plays in grass finds tiny spot in cupboard and sleeps all day jumps in bathtub and meows when owner fills food dish the cat knocks over the food dish cat slides down the water slide and into pool and swims even though it does not like water. Stare out the window fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish, yet if it smells like fish eat as much as you wish car rides are evil leave hair on owner's clothes. Howl on top of tall thing scratch me now! stop scratching me!. Inspect anything brought into the house. Sleeping in the box. Hell is other people damn that dog yet give me attention or face the wrath of my claws yet fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy). Ask for petting meow to be let in, hide head under blanket so no one can see tuxedo cats always looking dapper. Your pillow is now my pet bed. I dreamt about fish yum!. Playing with balls of wool chill on the couch table has closed eyes but still sees you for stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out so lie in the sink all day, scratch at the door then walk away munch on tasty moths. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! lounge in doorway purr like an angel. Lick the plastic bag hopped up on catnip humans,humans, humans oh how much they love us felines we are the center of attention they feed, they clean a nice warm laptop for me to sit on eat from dog's food.